Thailand - Should I Confess?

This was my first trip to Asia. I had heard that a lot ofThat leads me to preamble number two. My husband
"not so PC" things took place there, but didn't think thatand I traveled to Chiang Mai, handicraft capital of
I would actually be a participant in an activity that I lookThailand in hopes of finding wonderful items to bring
back on, thinking... "did I really do that?"back for our online store. We did plenty of research
As a preamble, and like in so many stories that arebefore selecting a hotel, and found one well rated on
predicated by sound decision making, I need to explaintrip advisor. This particular hotel allowed us to meet a
the Chang Rating System that was devised by myfamily who has been based in Chiang Mai (and thus
husband and me during our trip to Thailand. As anyoneprovide recommendations for products and vendors)
who has traveled to Thailand will explain, one of theand also featured an evening meal where we could
many wonders of the area is that the best food ismeet others traveling in the area and get their
enjoyed on the street, made by vendors who supplyrecommendations. Here's where things took an
tourists and locals alike. Not only is the street food theunexpected turn.
most flavorful in the Country, but it's also the leastAt dinner on our first night we met a friendly
expensive. It's also accompanied by another fungentleman from England who was staying at the
discovery - the street vendors ample stock ofresort for about a month. We asked for his
inexpensive beer. A street meal, made up of a chickenrecommendations. We learned about some interesting
skewer, side dish with noodles, egg and vegetables,elephant treks, cooking classes, and.... the fish spa.
along with a cold frosty, will run you about 180 ThaiWhat is this? Noting our furrowed brows, our dinner
Baht. 6 bucks. And next to the street food vendors allcompanion went on about the virtues of the fish spa.
over Thailand were massive craft markets full ofApparently there are long lines for the opportunity to
everything from fake high end watches, hand carvedhave tiny fish nibble away at your feet, and
elephants and rows of chairs with would be masseursmiraculously do away with years worth of calluses
offering one hour of leg and shoulder kneading for 60leaving your feet wondrously smooth and supple.
Baht (2 bucks). Now these areas are full of people,Furrowed brows remained. Our British friend
crowds becoming shoulder to shoulder by 9:00 at night.enthusiastically offered to retrieve the before and after
I found that as a Westerner who appreciatespictures of the soles of his feet. An offer and
boundaries and a nice arm-length of distance inopportunity that we respectfully declined. And
conversations, these circumstances could betherefore won't be available for inspection as part of
somewhat uncomfortable. I have also learned overour confession - you're welcome.
time that if I am going to be able to get any productiveThe next day was the famed Sunday Market in
shopping done with husband in tow, it is bestChiang Mai, and our hotel offered a free drop off and
accomplished when he is in a slightly lubricated state.pick up which we enthusiastically accepted. Just to set
So, clearly, a little alcohol is in order.the mood, a free, or even public paid ride in Chiang Mai,
The beer of choice in Thailand is the local brew,consists of a sitting cattle style in a pick-up truck fitted
Chang. Which is like Budweiser's cousin from the badwith two vertical benches. So we're off.
side of the tracks. Same taste, but a little more kick.Once in Chiang Mai, we came to the rapid conclusion
Our rating system, which resulted in optimal handicraftthat our level was decidedly Chang Low, particularly
shopping, is as follows:for the shopping venture at hand. We took to the food
Chang low - no Chang, no sale. Much grumbling andvendor area and found some amazing spicy and
querry, "Do we need this." This question does not bodewonderful Thai food that we washed down with
well on handicraft shopping adventures.ample Chang beer. Once Copa Chang, we ambled
Chang High - Not recommended. Could lead to poorlymerrily down the street until we stumbled upon, yup,
thought out tribal Thai tattoo applied expertly with athe fish spa.
coconut mallet and sharp bamboo stick in a sterileHonestly can't say that I noticed a big difference in my
road side setting.feet, and I won't share any before and after pix,
Or channeling your inner Andrew Zimmern at the food(you're welcome again). But I can say that it was fun
court.to get outside of my comfort zone and to try things
Copa Chang - Ka Ching! Copacetic. All is well, shoppingthat I never imagined that I would. But isn't that what
bags begin to swell. Happiness.makes travel so amazing?